By Scott Chesson
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January 18, 2024
First, I am indifferent to following celebrity relationships. Yet, I root for high-profile people and all people to find happiness and contentment. Still, exploring the economics of public relationships related to pro football is intriguing. For context, I am a lifelong, long-suffering Miami Dolphins fan (since 1970), so another resounding defeat to end the season is painful but not unexpected. The latest defeat was at the hands of the Chiefs in frigid Kansas City. The media furor started in September. After a win from the Kansas City Chiefs, where Taylor Swift was present, cheering on her boyfriend, Travis Kelce , it inspired me to analyze the logistics and economic impact of this very public relationship. Not only are we looking at how Taylor can find the time to travel from wherever she is on her world tour to wherever Kelce is during a game, or how Kelce can find a few days to escape his training before his next game to go to wherever Taylor is, I’m looking at the finances of this relationship. When it comes to Relationship Math, there are many formulas we can use. Let’s start with how much it costs for two celebrities to fall in love while everyone is watching. As might be expected with any high-profile romance where the literal world is watching, Front Office Sports confirmed some spectacular math was at play when they posted on Twitter that since Taylor first showed up to Kelce’s September 24, 2023, Chiefs-Bears game, there was a: 400% spike in Travis Kelce jersey sales Kelce’s jersey sales moved from the 19th most popular to the 5th most popular Kelce's podcast with his brother ranks #1 overall on Apple Kelce adds 383K Instagram followers 24.3M viewers watched, making it the #1 game of the week 63% jump in female viewers aged 18-49 3x increase in 'Chiefs' searches on the web 3x increase in Chiefs sales on StubHub Chiefs sold more tickets in a single day since the start of the season The statistics are noteworthy, but was the spike in jersey sales sticky? For all of 2023, Kelce had the 9th best-selling jersey, so it seems the spike had staying power. I’m not going to devote much time to researching and breaking down every cost, but it was enlightening to show these numbers to illustrate the grand scale of this situation. I want to break down something that’s not on the list: the cost of jet fuel. For the sake of simplicity, let’s examine one of Taylor’s flights. Countless sources talk about Taylor’s two jets - the Dassault Falcon 7x and the Dassault Falcon 900- which cost $40 million. According to Newscenter Maine, “the Dassault Falcon 7x jet flew from London to Bangor, using about 2,382 gallons of fuel amounting to about $13,300.” The outlet reported that the stopover was the first of her U.S. return, which took off to fly to Kansas City. From Heathrow to Bangor, it’s 3,068 miles, so that’s $4.34 a mile. Bangor to Kansas City is 1,736 miles, which would cost $7,534. Combined from the UK to Maine to Kansas City, that’s around $20,834. This September 2023 Variety magazine says: “After the pop star caused a media frenzy on Sunday when she was spotted cheering on Travis Kelce amid dating rumors, jersey sales for the Chiefs tight end reportedly spiked by nearly 400%.” On NFLshop.com , the jersey goes for $129.99, so while I don’t know how many were selling pre-Taylor, let’s say, for the sake of simplicity, that there were 50,000 Kelce jerseys sold between January 1 and September 23, 2023. That translates to $12,999,000 or about $24,434 per day. A 400% spike in sales would be $122,171 per day or an increase of $98K daily or almost $3M monthly. Daily jersey sales would increase from 188 to 940 per day. So, we’re already up to $120K in economic impact between two flights from the UK to Kansas City and a 400% spike in jerseys in one day. My final calculation: High-profile love is expensive, and Zoom seems to be a highly underutilized resource in this scenario. Photo credit: AP/ED ZURGA